If you could swap with any of the other characters, who would it be and why?
CHRIS EVANS: I want to say Iron Man because I love those movies, but who can do it better? The shoes would be too big to fill.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON: I’d want to be Scarlett [Johansson]. I just want to be that cute for 15 minutes.
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
The Oatmeal: Is it just a Steam thing? →
oatmeal: I don’t really play console games, but when I used to play xbox 360 what I heard inside my headset was primarily “OMG FAG FUCK YOU DIE FAGNIGGER ASSPICKLE COCKTHUNDER FAG ASSPICKLE etc,” or some variation thereof. I started playing on Steam about a year ago, and people who speak into their mics…
jen-baen: pizzaforpresident: is it just me or does adrian brody look an awful lot like a white snoop dogg CANNOT UNSEE