We were kids without fathers…so we found our fathers on wax and on the streets...– Jay-Z decoded
Oh how I've missed ShayShay
Shayzani: test test mic check mic check one two three
tartdarling: OMG HI
tartdarling: You *do* live!
Shayzani: omg kind of
Shayzani: my internet has been fucking up
Shayzani: and now comcast has supposedly fixed it but its not fixed
Shayzani: i can only use google-based sites
Shayzani: and nothing else works
Shayzani: its maddening
tartdarling: -__- oh comcast.
Shayzani: the fact that i can chat here with you right now means i am using the internet
Shayzani: but i cannot use the internet
Shayzani: perhaps i timetraveled and caused a paradox?
tartdarling: YOU ARE A TIME LORD?!
Shayzani: i dont remember being one!
Shayzani: but WHAT OTHER EXPLANATION IS THERE
tartdarling: At all
tartdarling: It is clearly the logical conclusion
Shayzani: just as i suspected
Shayzani: in that case i'm going to go bang famous women from history now
Shayzani: just because i can